The Chupacabra is indigenous to Spanish speaking countries, as well as the south west United States.
El Chupacabra translated to English literally means “goat sucker”
The above fact could be misinterpreted as someone who is sexually attracted to goats.
Both the X-Files, and Dexter's Laboratory have episodes dedicated entirely to the Chupacabra.
If you see a Chupacabra, its probably just a coyote with a severe case of mange. If not, report it to your local authorities at once.
Mange. Mange.
A Chupacabra's memory can last as long as sixteen hours-exceeding even that of monkeys and orangutans.
This is the best post I've read so far, especially that last bit blantantly ripping off Caspers about Chupacabras and their memory exceeding that of monkeys and orangutans. This satirical piece was really amusing!I liked how at first the facts seemed embedded in truth and then you get to end, where it talks about reporting to the authorities if you see one and talking about their memories as if it has been measured, and you realized this has gone off into the absurd. In any case, why do you think Caspers' uses these facts? Do they add anything more to what she says?
ReplyDeleteI think Caspers put these facts in her book to try and make a connection between humans and animals. How pigeons and humans both use upper and lower eyelids to blink, or that cats have a third eyelid. The line that stuck out a lot for me was right after she puts the facts about the cat's eyelids, "I stare at the wall and blink like a pigeon. No haw."
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